Programmer Jokes

"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."


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"A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!” 
To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”"

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”.

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Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
A: "inheritance"

በነገራችን ላይ አስተሳሰብሽን ግን ወድጄልሻለሁ!

አስተማሪዋ ክፍል ውስጥ እያስተማረች ነው፡፡ በመሃል ትንሹ ቤቢ አትኩሮቱ ትምህርቱ ላይ እንዳልሆነ ስላየች የሚከተለውን
ጥያቄ ጠየቀችው
ቲቸር፡- “3 እርግቦች አጥር ላይ ብታይና አንዷን በጥይት ብትመታት ስንት ወፎች ናቸው አጥሩ ላይ የሚቀሩት?”
ትንሹ ቤቢ፡- “ምንም አይቀርም፡፡”
ቲቸር፡- “ለምን?”
ትንሹ ቤቢ፡- “ምክንያቱም የጥይቱ ድምፅ ሁሉንም ስለሚያስደነግጣቸው ሁሉም አይኖሩም፡፡”
ቲቸር፡- “አይ እንደሱ አይደለም፡፡ መልሱ 2 ነው እሺ፡፡ ግን አስተሳሰብህን ወድጄልሃለሁ፡፡”

በዚህ ጊዜ ትንሹ ቤቢ በጣም ተናደደ፡፡ ስለሆነም በተራው ይህንን ጠየቀ፡፡
ትንሹ ቤቢ፡- “እሺ 3 ሴቶች ከአይስክሬም መሸጫ ሱቅ አይስክሬም ገዝተው ወጡ እንበል፡፡
ከዛ አንደኛዋ አይስክሬሙን በቅብጠት ትልሰዋለች፣
አንደኛዋ ደግሞ በእርጋታ አይስክሬሙን ትመጠዋለች፣
ሦስተኛዋ ደግሞ አይስክሬሙን በችኮላ ትነክሰዋለች፡፡
እና ከሦስቱ መካከል ትዳር ያላት የትኛዋ ናት?”

ቲቸር፡- “አይስክሬሙን በእርጋታ የምትመጠው ናታ፡፡”
ትንሹ ቤቢ፡- ፈገግ ብሎ “ተሳስተሻል፡፡”
ቲቸር፡- “ለምን?”
ትንሺ ቤቢ፡- “ምክንያቱም ከሦስቱ መካከል ትዳር ያላት በእርጋታ አይስክሬም የምትመጠው ሳትሆን እጇ ላይ የትዳር ቀለበት ያረገችው ናት እሺ፡፡ በነገራችን ላይ አስተሳሰብሽን ግን ወድጄልሻለሁ፡፡”

Death and Abaw

Really Funny

One day death came to Abaw and said "Abaw today is your day..!!!"
Abaw replied : "But I'm not ready to die..."
Then death said.... "well there's nothing I can do because your name is the next one on the list."
Abaw said : "Okay why don't you take a seat and I'll get you something to eat before we go ?"
Then death said : "all right" 
Abaw gave death some food with sleeping pills in it. 
Death finished eating and fell into deep sleep. 
Abaw took the list and remove his name from the top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up, he said to Abaw "hmmmm well, because you have been so very good to me, I will start at the bottom of the list."

Abaw is Sc-rood!