Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Programmer Jokes


"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."


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"A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!” 
To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”"

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”.

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Q: “Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
A: "inheritance"