Death and Abaw

Really Funny

One day death came to Abaw and said "Abaw today is your day..!!!"
Abaw replied : "But I'm not ready to die..."
Then death said.... "well there's nothing I can do because your name is the next one on the list."
Abaw said : "Okay why don't you take a seat and I'll get you something to eat before we go ?"
Then death said : "all right" 
Abaw gave death some food with sleeping pills in it. 
Death finished eating and fell into deep sleep. 
Abaw took the list and remove his name from the top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up, he said to Abaw "hmmmm well, because you have been so very good to me, I will start at the bottom of the list."

Abaw is Sc-rood!